The Blah Blahs and the Yada Yadas

02 Jul, 2009

ABC and the three R’s

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

Education is neither a measure nor an indication of common sense. Thus spake my dad. And any time you started doubting the statement, wondering “Hey, that just can’t be true“, he’d just point out a real life example; an educated idiot. Human life hasn’t evolved enough for dad to run out of people to point at.It’s a philosophy that seems to last through the ages.

I can see that it’d be an easy error to read the last paragraph and conclude that I’m dissing education. Not at all. I’m just saying idiocy is too large an institution to get eradicated by education alone, unless it’s made into a major action movie and the part of Education is played by Bruce Willis with a machine gun. In the real world, idiocy seems to be invincible. But education does its part. Good education can help you think, question, and give some learning you can use to advance yourself.Education was never meant to be an assembly line that shoots out finished products. The best education does not leave the student fully aware/ knowledgeable. It leaves them thinking, and hungry for more.

The problem with the world today is not a lack of education. It’s a misdirected education. My closest friends would testify that I don’t really deal well with change. It usually takes me upwards of several months to get used to changes like, say, new seat covers on my bike. But I have to admit that despite my personal discomfort, there are good kinds of change. But it can’t be random. It took the board of education enough time to realize that they needed to revamp the system. The thing with our country is that once clarity invades an elected head, it is usually followed by sneak attacks of confusion.

We need change. No, Ted. Not that kind of change. Put the coins back.

It seems that they didn’t really know WHAT changes to make. They have some issues in mind, certainly, but are they taking a studied response? There is a need to reduce unnecessary burden on children. Check. But how do you go about it? You can’t be arbitrary here. You can’t just go around snipping off exams, marks, and books without thinking things through, unless, of course, you’re Freddy Krueger. Knee jerk reactions never saved anybody.

What I fear, and I confess it may be unfounded, is that we’re going to see micro-attacks on specific problems without analyzing roots. Reducing burden by eliminating exams, simplifying evaluation, and beefing up reservation quotas are irrational short term solutions that ignores the larger picture. But then again, by the time the larger picture is unveiled, the committees and parties would have changed, wouldn’t it? “Not my problem” is, after all, the silent anthem of the country.

Our country started off with the three R’s of education, and now the government doesn’t seem like it’s offering even three hours of education. At least, not quality ones. I’m a bit rustic on History, but if I remember right, it dates back to our ancient under-the-banyan tree schooling systems. The three R’s of education included Reading, ‘Riting, and Rapping. As obsolete as these basic tenets are, we have to ask whether… hmm… Rapping? That can’t be right.

Don’t get me wrong. I like the image of old Dronacharya jivin’ to the beat, trying to teach students art and archery. The immediate image that pops into mind is that old tale about Arjuna’s bird eye view

On that branch way up there, you can see the eye
Of a sturdy little birdy, just tweetin’ by
Tell me quickly Arjuna, as you steady your aim
Can you cap that spot, or sonny, are you lame?

I’m starin’ right at the eye, Dron, my man
And it’s all that I see; It’s all that I can
If I pop it now, I swear that bird is blind
And then I’ll do the mambo, sir, if you don’t mind

With all the prescribed ‘Yo’s and ‘hoo’s thrown about for good measure. I like the image… I mean… who wouldn’t? But I still have this sneaking suspicion that I screwed up somewhere. But whatever the third R stood for, it’s quite immaterial. Pointless, other than serving as a testament to obsolescence.

We are going to have a whole host of radical changes in the educational system soon. From whatever I’ve heard so far from the sneak preview of upcoming attractions, I think some of them seem straight forward enough. But judging by the kind of knee jerk reactions we are typically shown, I wouldn’t be surprised if we have reforms that basically takes education a few notches down.

The essential tenets of a good educational system should be

  1. Teach what is required.
  2. Test to see what was acquired. and…
  3. Try not to rap the two lines up there.

Seems simple enough to me. But there’s nothing in life that’s so simple that a government body can’t find a way to screw it up. Flawed as it is, our current system has nevertheless given Indians a good academic reputation. There ARE ways to improve the system without compromising on this benefit. Maybe they’ll figure it out. Maybe they’ll act on it. But somehow, something tells me dad’s gonna have a whole new batch of real life examples to point at in the not too distant future.

10 Jun, 2009

Stop! In the name of the law!

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Stop me if I’ve told you this before… Actually, I don’t know how in blazes you’re going to stop me. I mean… It’s not like you can set time back to when I started on this article, trace me to where I was sitting, and yank off my keyboard. No. No  can do. You can’t stop me. I’m unstoppable. I’m indefeasible, inevasible, inexorable…. Hmm… Apparently, I also babble. Let me start over.

Bear with me if I’ve told you this before. My brother bought a bike. He got hooked on the stylish alien design of Yamaha’s FZ-16, saved up money [...] Continue Reading…

25 May, 2009

To zig, to zag nevermore

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Have you ever been buried in the sand up to your neck, and just when you think things can’t get any worse, a wayward bull comes along and repeatedly kicks you in the neck? No? Ok, I do concede that’s not an everyday event for most people. But can you imagine what that feels like? If you can’t, well, good for you, congrats and all that. But if you CAN, then you have an idea of how I felt last Saturday night.

It was my first hangover.

I know what you’re thinking…
“Your FIRST hangover, Hammy? Come on. Who’re you trying to [...] Continue Reading…

18 May, 2009

Of Brides and RSVPs

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No. Not premature at all. And I didn’t come to this decision lightly. A great many number of days spent with two fingers alternatively tapping the forehead outlined the kind of thinking I put in before I came to the conclusion. It was quite clear in my own mind. It certainly doesn’t require a month to acknowledge a wedding gift. Granted, there is a certain leeway you can allow for an excited bride, but one month should be adequate for a response.

I know it isn’t dignified to feel this way. When you gift something, you don’t go around in the expectation [...] Continue Reading…

10 May, 2009

And the award goes to… ME!

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

If you’re in the habit of popping into random blogs, you may already be familiar with Mathew. He’s one of the most prolific bloggers this side of the hemisphere, and I’ve found him active on almost all the blogs I’ve liked. He’s kinda like a seal of approval for Indian bloggers. However, in a move that deftly proves that nobody is immune to sporadic mistakes, he’s given me an award.
 

 

Honest Scrap Award

“This award is bestowed upon a fellow blogger whose blog’s content or design is, in the giver’s opinion, brilliant.”“When accepting this auspicious award, you [...] Continue Reading…

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“What’s wrong with me?”

“Well, we can start with the fact that you’re lying on the couch talking to yourself”

“?? Err… that was a rhetorical question, you know…”

“Oh. How was I to know. Besides, as far as rhetorics go, that was a particularly stupid”

“Stupid?? It’s NOT stupid. If anything, it’s profound… You know, like ‘What is the meaning of life?’ or ‘Why am I me?’…”

“Hmrph! Profound indeed. Profound must necessarily include depth. If you ask me, tha…”

“No one asked you, ok? So shut up!!”
You have no idea how annoying it is when you try to talk to yourself and find [...] Continue Reading…

13 Apr, 2009

What a zitty month

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

This sort of thing shouldn’t happen to me. Not at this age. When you have moved on across the path of maturity, there are some baggages that you essentially leave behind; dump a bag or two on the maturity road and hope nobody comes and pinches you for littering. Some of the leading experts à la mom ’n dad might argue that I shouldn’t complain cos I haven’t really matured… at least not mentally. FIne. I’ll give them that. But if that’s the argument, then I should carry some emotional baggage, not physical. I don’t mind the emotional baggage of immaturity. Hell, I [...] Continue Reading…

30 Mar, 2009

The Incognizant Smuggler

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I would never ask that they cut back on airport security. I wouldn’t, and you know I wouldn’t. I am just asking that they try to be smarter about it. While I still hope that terrorist organizations are not the smartest ones out there, it’s too much to hope that they are in fact dumber than Paris Hilton on prozac. 

After a long stretch of observing screensavers in the office, I was sent out on fieldwork. I was given the plane ticket, directions, and shoved out to the airport in a state of half dazed confusion. It had been a [...] Continue Reading…

19 Mar, 2009

Trimm’s fairy tale

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

The quest to waste some waist seems to be a popular one. I have come across a whole bunch of people who say they are prepared to give an arm and a leg if only they could lose some weight. I must confess that logically, I can find no flaw in the reasoning. There is hardly any doubt that the fastest and surest method of weight loss is indeed amputation. However, personally, I would consider that extreme step rather ill advised. Human appendages find use in a variety of situations. Imagine you are driving along the highway, and rudely cut off [...] Continue Reading…

20 Feb, 2009

Caught somewhere in the crowd

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

Some of you may not have known about it (shame on you), but last weekend, heavy metal pioneer Iron Maiden dropped by Palace Grounds, Bangalore with the express objective of rocking the town. The crowd was wild. They shouted, they screamed, they jumped on their fellow man, who often happened to be me. And that was before the band came on stage.

I had been waiting for this for quite a long time. Maiden had come to Bangalore last year too, but I was hoodwinked out of my chance by one of my cousins. So when I heard they were [...] Continue Reading…


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