I was getting bored out of my considerably large shell this weekend, when life suddenly jumped up and slapped me right across the face screaming “How in BLAZES can you be bored? Take a look around, dammit. Take a look around!”. I can tell you it wasn’t a pleasant experience....
“You might, at this point, be contemplating that a trained orangutan could have done this task as well as I did. But then, my dear friend, you have never tried hiring a trained orangutan in December. It is not as easy as one might think. You have to book several months in advance.”from - Nash Says "I Do", read the full article...
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