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I’m a very rational person. I don’t even deal with irrational numbers like pi, lest they come and destroy my perfectly rational world. They’re a slippery slope to irrational beliefs. As a true rationalist, I brush away unfounded conspiracy theories every chance I get. Ghosts? Hogwash. Psychics? Frauds. Area 51? Bogus. But there’s only so [...]

30 May, 2011

Save, big spender

Posted by: hammy In: Life in the UAE

Picture, if you will, the middle east. If you are most people, - and statistically, most of you are - then you had the picture of clear sand dunes in the desert with armed masked travelers on a string of camels trekking to their dark green canvas tents. Now picture Dubai. Not exactly the same [...]

23 Mar, 2011

Tall Storeys

Posted by: hammy In: Communities| Life in the UAE| Of Tours and Travels

‘Ma arif‘… It is arabic for ‘I don’t know‘… It is a phrase I’m capable of expressing in seven different languages… possibly the handiest phrase of them all. It is a multipurpose, multi-utility, trans-cultural univeral time-saver, usable and reusable across different categories of questions. Personally, I use this phrase most frequently to combat with direction [...]



  • hammy: @somo: Excellent idea, Somo... if I were living back in Bangalore. Unfortunately, my balcony doesn't lend itself to such tactics. It'
  • somo: get a couple of bed sheets and cover the balcony and the railings tightly. Ensure that no animal/ bird can get under the bedsheets. let the damn birds
  • hammy: @dj: Thank you very much, DJ. I didn't realize you were running around like a headless chicken. I really hope your wedding video

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