I was getting bored out of my considerably large shell this weekend, when life suddenly jumped up and slapped me right across the face screaming “How in BLAZES can you be bored? Take a look around, dammit. Take a look around!”. I can tell you it wasn’t a pleasant experience....
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GTFO, 2016. And close the door behind you. | The Blah Blahs and the Yada Yadas says:
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