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10 Jun, 2009

Stop! In the name of the law!

Posted by: hammy In: Taxis, Ricks and Traffic

Stop me if I’ve told you this before… Actually, I don’t know how in blazes you’re going to stop me. I mean… It’s not like you can set time back to when I started on this article, trace me to where I was sitting, and yank off my keyboard. No. No  can do. You can’t [...]

28 Jan, 2009

La Chamelion

Posted by: hammy In: Of Movies and TV

“Ok. Stop that.”
“Huh? Stop what?”
I turned around. I was thrown off course there. Here I was accompanying mom for her appointment with the doctor. We’d just got in the hospital, and had done no more than walk up to the reception. I know I can be irritating at times, but I didn’t see how I [...]

07 Jan, 2009

2008 in retrospect

Posted by: hammy In: Random Musings

Happy New Year!
Well, ok. So it isn’t BRAND new. Slightly old. No, no. Old is not the right word either. Let’s just say the year has ‘matured’ a bit and close it at that.
It’s been almost a week now since we kissed last year goodbye; some people did it through the customary tradition of watching [...]

01 Jan, 2009

Trippin’

Posted by: hammy In: Of Tours and Travels

History repeats itself. And around here, we create our own history. For people who are not used to how my parental household works, I’d be shirking my duties as an author if I don’t outline the rituals at home.
For my part, my own personal routine is simple in it’s three pronged structure -

To watch movies [...]

27 Aug, 2008

Adios, Hammy Goes?

Posted by: hammy In: Of Tours and Travels

Things change. They do. And the damned things keep changing all the time. Just when you think you’re getting the hang of things, there they go changing all over again!! A damn nuisance, I tell ya. I understand there are lots of people who actually embrace change. I’m not one to talk with prejudice. Just [...]

21 Aug, 2008

The Sicker Sucker

Posted by: hammy In: Stay fit, appear fit

I’ve HAD it! It’s a goddamn antediluvian conspiracy. And I’m not talking about the conspiracy to get me to use ‘antediluvian’ in the wrong context. I’m talking about something bigger. Bigger, meaner and revolving around a common target… meeee.
Granted, I spend most of my time in Bangalore feverishly avoiding work by pretending to look busy. [...]

29 Jul, 2008

Why so serious?

Posted by: hammy In: Of Movies and TV

Fans of the reebooted franchise may have guessed what the post is about just by the title. I am now one of the scores of people who have been rocked on the edge by ‘The Dark Knight’, Christopher Nolan’s continuing saga on Gotham’s city’s legendary knight in polyester mesh armor. Not only am I giving [...]

10 Jul, 2008

Mix-n-Mash

Posted by: hammy In: Of Movies and TV

Not altogether unlike Dan Brown’s Silas, I decided to torture myself last night. But there were differences in approach, however. For one thing, I didn’t decide on this because I thought I was a sinner. Who am I to decide on the punishment for my sins? If that decision were left up to me, I’d [...]

20 May, 2008

The Mush That Binds

Posted by: hammy In: Of love and marriage

Regular readers of this site would know of the cold war and subsequent status quo between Hamish and his relatives over the quest for marital bliss. For those who came in late, I am at a stage in life where I put up trenches and shout “hold your fort” to imaginary comrades in the vain [...]

07 Apr, 2008

Junkyard woes

Posted by: hammy In: The Way of The Bachelor

The lighting was artificial, far from sufficient to navigate the terrain confidently. But he was thanful for whatever illumination it provided. The very thought of walking on the uncertain terrain in the dark brought a shudder to his spine. It was hard enough as it was.
His eyes darted across the place. Piles of random junk [...]



  • hammy: @somo: Excellent idea, Somo... if I were living back in Bangalore. Unfortunately, my balcony doesn't lend itself to such tactics. It'
  • somo: get a couple of bed sheets and cover the balcony and the railings tightly. Ensure that no animal/ bird can get under the bedsheets. let the damn birds
  • hammy: @dj: Thank you very much, DJ. I didn't realize you were running around like a headless chicken. I really hope your wedding video

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