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06 Jan, 2011

For Paul Van Syne, My Dear

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

I know it’s late, but… Happy New Year to one and all. Hope you all had a wonderful New Year’s Eve. This was my first New Year outside the country, and this New Year’s Eve, I wanted  to do something really special, something I’ve never done before. Specifically, I wanted to sleep right through it. But [...]

It takes a minute to say hello, and forever to say goodbye. Perhaps this is why it has taken this long to get this post up and running. Perhaps it’s because I have been kept busy with work. And then again, perhaps, these are just the fall guys who are taking the hit for the [...]

10 Jun, 2009

Stop! In the name of the law!

Posted by: hammy In: Taxis, Ricks and Traffic

Stop me if I’ve told you this before… Actually, I don’t know how in blazes you’re going to stop me. I mean… It’s not like you can set time back to when I started on this article, trace me to where I was sitting, and yank off my keyboard. No. No  can do. You can’t [...]

05 Dec, 2008

Tow be or not tow be

Posted by: hammy In: It's A Mad Mad World

I confess; I am not best known for my up-to-date knowledge on the happenings around the world. My closest of friends would hesitate in using ‘well-informed’ as an adjective for me. But I am not completely out of tune either. In between my naps and during movie breaks, wandering chitchat among colleagues and roomies sometimes [...]

27 Aug, 2008

Adios, Hammy Goes?

Posted by: hammy In: Of Tours and Travels

Things change. They do. And the damned things keep changing all the time. Just when you think you’re getting the hang of things, there they go changing all over again!! A damn nuisance, I tell ya. I understand there are lots of people who actually embrace change. I’m not one to talk with prejudice. Just [...]

22 Apr, 2008

If I had a Gazillion Bucks

Posted by: hammy In: Random Musings

“What would you do if you had an unlimited amount of money?”. I was recently asked by my bespectacled cousin. It was a serious question; not the kind I could have slipped by with flippant answers like “Buy off the legal system and go ramming traffic police-vehicles with my customized Ferrari.” Now, unlimited financial freedom [...]

10 Mar, 2008

Life in a faster lane…

Posted by: hammy In: Random Musings

There is no doubt about it. We live a fast world. We are obsessed with an overwhelming need to save time. We want fast cars, fast food, express freeways, accelerated growth plans, quick answers, speedy remedies, executive summaries, swift justice, express deliveries, snappy comebacks, instant messages, quick routes, minimal delays, fast-tracked careers, expedited reports, rapid [...]

13 Nov, 2007

The Road More or Less Travelled

Posted by: hammy In: Taxis, Ricks and Traffic

The engine roars, the heart pumps and the tyres screech, throwing mud and gravel smack into the face of anyone dumb enough to put his face right behind the wheels of the Ford Fiesta, doing 140 km/h on the highway. The red [...]

I’m not really a travel fanatic. I’ve had to travel a lot of places due to my work, yes; and I cant say I haven’t enjoyed some of those trips… But I feel more at home when… well, when I’m at home. But [...]

20 Apr, 2006

"Waiter, There’s Chicken in My Soup"

Posted by: hammy In: Uncategorized

“Eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!”
Alarmed Lady: “Waiter, there’s chicken in my soup!!! Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!”
(The room goes silent. Enter stage left, the hotel manager , puffing and panting….)
Manager: “Please stop shrieking, madam. This is a reputed hotel. What you are saying is quite impossible.”
A.L.: “But look at this… (she points at her soup bowl) What do you have to say [...]



  • hammy: @somo: Excellent idea, Somo... if I were living back in Bangalore. Unfortunately, my balcony doesn't lend itself to such tactics. It'
  • somo: get a couple of bed sheets and cover the balcony and the railings tightly. Ensure that no animal/ bird can get under the bedsheets. let the damn birds
  • hammy: @dj: Thank you very much, DJ. I didn't realize you were running around like a headless chicken. I really hope your wedding video

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