Have you ever been kicked savagely around your lower right abdomen by an intoxicated, vengeful mule repeatedly until your side is reduced to a lump of coagulated slush? If so, you would know exactly how I feel right about now. Now I am not implying here that I have been...
“Maybe you can grow tobacco instead of rice in the groundbreaking Japanese rice bra - Imagine - you're in a meeting and your CEO runs out of tobacco, you waft into the scene, dive in with a smile and produce the freshest tobacco in town. It'd leave quite a lasting impression. Of course, if the item malfunctions and instead of plucking out the leaves, you accidentally hit the latch and your bra dispenses with around twelve pounds of dirt and manure on your CEO's lap. That is why you should avoid the cheap Chinese knockoffs.”from - Organic farming... or farming on your organs, read the full article...
GTFO, 2016. And close the door behind you. | The Blah Blahs and the Yada Yadas says:
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